S'mores

Arlie's Microwave S'mores

You'll Need:

• Graham Crackers
• Jumbo Marshmallows
• Lots of Chocolate
• A quiet restful place to sit afterward

Take one long graham cracker and break it into halves. Put a piece of chocolate bar on top of the bottom half, sized to fit. (feel free to nibble if necessary.) Put a jumbo marshmallow on top of the chocolate. Then put the whole deal onto a paper towel, pop it into the microwave and nuke it for about fifteen seconds. (More or less, depending on your microwave—don't get distracted by the awesome marshmallow puffing action and nuke it for too long.)
Take it out and top off with the other half of the graham cracker. Voila!
(Just don't eat as many as Arlie did.)

Arlie's Special Chocolate-free Dog S'mores:

You'll Need:

• Graham Crackers
• Jumbo Marshmallows

Follow instructions above, but when you get to the "putting the chocolate on" part, just skip it and eat the chocolate yourself instead. Then continue with the recipe, putting the marshmallow directly on the cracker. Make sure the s'more has cooled before you feed it to your pooch. (If he's anything like Mr. Boots, he has delicate mouth parts.)